week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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