Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
The power of my boobs compel you
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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