You're a womanizer and a bitch.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Randomize
