In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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