also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
