Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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