I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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