Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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