You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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