I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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