if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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