Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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