just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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