Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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