Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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