Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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