38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Randomize
