Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you would pick up someone in the library
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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