Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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