Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I forgot wine drunk hurts
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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