Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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