Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I touched a dick in church today
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I want a musical about memes.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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