i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
and she was petting her beer can
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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