Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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