Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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