Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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