make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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