ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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