oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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