She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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