Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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