I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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