brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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