It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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