this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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