porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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