i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Enjoy the penises
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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