I need help removing her.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Help me help you realize you are a moron
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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