I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Boobs speak an international language.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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