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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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