My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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