Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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