I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You made out with two different species that night
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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