Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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