Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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