I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just want nice things and good sex
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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