its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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