East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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