did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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