Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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