It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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