Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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