i just google imaged poop.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Randomize
