I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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